daddy makes the perfect bun
omg this is the cutest thing
WHAT A LITTLE SHIT
i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND
THEN HE JUST
I’ve never yet been able to resist reblogging this
Snow Leopards And Their Giant Nommable Tails
"BEHOLD, DOGS! We have achieved that which you cannot!"
Via catfuse zum
This is exactly what I would do if I were a snow leopard.
plot twist: benedict cumberbatch wins the oscar for most phtobombs at his first oscars
he did it. he actually did it
It needs to mandatory for Ellen to host the Oscars from now on.
Incredible. Ellen, I love you. To my fellow nominees, I’m so proud to share this journey with you. I’m in awe and have so much respect for you all. To the Academy, thank you.
In 1971, in Bossier City Louisiana, there was a teenage girl who was pregnant with her second child. She was a high school dropout and a single mom, but somehow she managed to make a better life for herself and her children. She encouraged her kids to be creative and work hard and do something special. That girl was my mother. I just want to say ‘I love you, mom. Thank you for teaching me to dream.’
To my brother Shannon, the best big brother in the world: Thank you so much for sharing this insane adventure that is Thirty Seconds to Mars and for being my best friend.
To all the dreamers out there around the world watching this tonight in places like Ukraine and Venezuela, I want to to say we are here, and as you struggle to make your dreams happen and live the impossible, we are thinking of you tonight.
This is for the 36 million people who have lost the battle to AIDS. And to those of you who have ever felt injustice because of who you are and who you love, I stand here in front of the world with you and for you.
Thank you so much, and good night.
ellen is handing out the pizza and brad pitt is handing out the paper plates this must be what a famous child’s birthday party is like
Jennifer didn’t get an Oscar but she got pizza and we both know her well enough that she’s happier